A notice to anyone who isn’t a regular reader of affiliate Rauru’s Return’s monthly Zelda zine: listen intently to the following information, as it could one day mean the difference between life and death.*

This month’s Harkinian has been released, and it features a whimsical, yet highly serious interview with yours truly. In it, I throw myself into the firing line with a cocktail of inappropriate similes and imitations, cherried by a mildly narcissistical attitude. Yes, I accidentally came across as a bit of an arse, but hopefully one that will make you smile. To sober yourself up from the laughter/anger, read the higher-brow articles on topics ranging from the ghost land of Hyrule, to the mysterious nature of Hyrule’s monsters. I can’t think of a better way to spend these remaining hours before the Wii 3 Megaton. Well I can, but I’ll be keeping that particular idea to myself.

*This is not true. Well, it might be, I don’t know. I’d listen just in case.