I’ve been without my computer far longer than I originally anticipated. I haven’t had withdrawal symptoms; no sweating or convulsing anyway, and no frothing at the mouth. But I have started to read a lot more and I’ve become quietly addicted to Coronation Street which will be to my eternal shame. I consider watching television, playing video games and, to an extent, reading, all massive wastes of time. I don’t want to sound like a grumpy old man, I happen to think that wasting your time is one of life’s greatest pleasures, just not when it is all you do. So while the physical symptoms haven’t started, the pangs of guilt that I’m not doing anything in anyway constructive are quite cramping.

So, while this site and my other projects are being neglected until the emotional reunion this Sunday afternoon, just 5 days, 3 hours, 17 minutes and 54 seconds away, you should check out affiliate Zelda Dungeon. It’s another fansite, one that is actually being updated with new Phantom Hourglass help pages, presumably for the mentally deficient amongst you who need your hand held through the easiest Zelda game ever created (how disappointed was I when I found out any difficulty I faced on my first playthrough was invariably a direct result of my import copy’s moonspeak). More excitingly, the site has had a recent facelift that makes it all Minish Cap-y (Cappy?), with little sprite details making it a feast for the eyes amongst other tired metaphors.

And then, in 5 days, 3 hours, 15 minutes and 13 seconds we will begin to break the ZE fast with whole meals of updates. Please pay us a visit when we do!