This little tidbit doesn’t really count as news, but it’s an interesting Zelda reference that put a smile on my face.

The Metro is a free newspaper distributed at bus and train stations throughout the UK. It’s often quite an unusual newspaper with obscure references - for example, it once featured an interview with Nobuo Uematsu, famed Final Fantasy composer - chances are, I was one of five readers who knew who he was.

So picture the scene. Waiting for an exam to start, I tire of studying, and pull out the (Scottish version of) today’s Metro I had stolen from the train station. Turning to the comments section, where readers text in short, often bizarre messages, one leaped off the page at me. You may not wish to read any further if you have not completed Twilight Princess, as there is a vague reference to the game’s ending. I repeat, TWILIGHT PRINCESS SPOILERS AHEAD.

The following comment was printed:

Got the girl, killed the baddies, saved the entire planet. It’s time to go home. This goes out to the dark princess. Goodbye my love x x.

Spaceman from Sighthill

I may be overly-quick to spot a Zelda reference, but that sounds suspiciously like the end of Twilight Princess! Spaceman, if you’re reading this (unlikely), let us know if this is what you meant by the comment. And congratulations on your victory! And yes, we all miss ”the dark princess”, but life goes on…

Update: Okay, this article is stupid and so am I. Let’s move on.

Espy, this probably has nothing to do with Zelda.

Have you ever been diagnosed for Schizophrenia?

I just thought it was quite interesting. And it does sound a lot like the ending of TP.

Maybe I should have kept it to the forums. I was a bit unsure of posting it.

Sounds just like about 100 games, movies, and books. And I thought you were off the juice, Espy.

This article sux and should feel bad. You will be fired shortly

Okay, so I shouldn’t have posted it. Sorry for trying to tide over a slow news period…

I’ll delete it if you all so desire.

Sorry guys, I was gone for a while. I had to save the dark princess and send my wishes through an ad in The Metro. Now if you all excuse me, I must place my Master Sword back in its pedestal.

Ciao. xoxoxo

Sorry guys, I was gone for a while. I had to save the dark princess and send my wishes through an ad in The Metro. Now if you all excuse me, I must place…

Aw, freaking time paradoxes.

That’s it Espy you’re out of here, you’d better start running!

Instead of posting irrelevant articles that have nothing to do with Zelda nor TP, maybe add some actual content? Just a thought…

You have no idea.

… lol. Although 90% of the people who read this article are probably thinking your completely insane, i can actually agree with you. And well… the funniest part of this would be IF it was true. *shrugs*

Wow, you people suck. Epsy was trying to assist in a time of essentially no news… give ‘em a break.

I, for one, do agree that it sounds like the ending to Twilight Princess. Probably wouldn’t have said the same thing had somebody not mentioned “Hey, that sounds like the end to TP..” but whatever. It would be great if it was true though.. :S